VIP upgrade
Unlock the Ultra Accurate Singles Heatmap
Choose your membership tier and enjoy more blinking lights, more radar, and more dramatic warnings.
Tier 1
Basic Panic
For casual clickers who want the map to glow a little more.
- Low-res heatmap overlay
- One free panic popup
- Standard ping readouts
Tier 2
Premium Heatmap
Get the extra bright radar with dramatic labels and bold arrows.
- Ultra bright heatmap
- Priority singles pings
- Auto refresh every 7 seconds
Tier 3
Ultra Legend
Maximum nonsense: full radar glow, VIP popups, and elite fake support.
- Supercharged radar
- VIP badge on every page
- Dedicated hype hotline
Premium promises
Singles confidence boost
999%
Heatmap brightness
MAX
Customer calmness
UNLIKELY
Refund policy
DRAMATIC