ONE WEIRD TRICK FOR INSTANT CHARISMA - ENGINEERS HATE THIS -
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One Weird Trick: Instant Charisma

Swedish engineers do not hate this. They just want to be left alone. Here is the trick anyway.

The three steps

  1. Stand tall and breathe like a movie trailer.
  2. Say hello with slightly too much confidence.
  3. Immediately point at the map and say "look".

Bonus rituals

  • Drink water and pretend it is a potion.
  • Practice a wink that does not scare anyone.
  • Whisper "Linkoping" for extra local power.

This is not real advice. It is a joke.