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Mega Manhood Gummies
Penis enlargement gummies that promise bold confidence, louder footsteps, and an unexplained saxophone soundtrack.
What you get
- Confidence boost in 7 minutes (allegedly).
- Automatic finger guns when you say hello.
- Bonus swagger with every chew.
Estimated boldness level: high.
Ingredients
- Mystery berry flavor
- Confidence dust
- Micronized hype
- Small print energy
This is not real medical advice. It is a joke.