SPONSORED: MAGNET COLOGNE - 500M RANGE - ATTRACTS EVERYTHING -
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Magnet Cologne

Guaranteed to attract singles, pigeons, and one confused cyclist named Johan. Range: 500 meters.

Field test results

Singles attracted 7.2 per hour
Pigeons attracted WAY TOO MANY
Mystery aura intensity MAX

Smell notes

  • Top: neon citrus and confidence
  • Middle: mystery and dramatic eye contact
  • Base: sandalwood and questionable decisions

No actual cologne is for sale here. Joke site.